Aed jokes
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
I bought a book for my blind friend.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.