Aed jokes
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!