Aed jokes
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired for having sex with his clients?
He was a great veterinarian.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like? Depends...
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?