Aed jokes
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...