Aed jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Your face is a joke.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.