Aed jokes
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
You want a joke? My entire existence.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.