Aed jokes
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”