Aed jokes
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.