Aed jokes
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.