Aed jokes
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.