Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Crimea River Reply by Putin
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! You're probably one of those chuckleheads who still thinks the earth is flat. Here's the deal: Zelensky is asking Putin to pull his troops out of Ukraine. Putin responds with a play on words, turning "Crimea" into "cry me" as in "cry me a river", acting like he does not care about Zelensky's request.
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