Aed jokes
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
A pun enters the room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.