Aed jokes
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!