Aed jokes

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.

Ligma balls!

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.

Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

'Cause he was a cheetah.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.

Why couldn't the pony sing a song?

He was a little horse.