Cat Accident

  • Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, you dingus. You posted that your cat got in an accident, and your reaction is to say you'll go back to self-harm and that no one would even care. Your cat might be in pain or worse and you talk about a game. It's dark humor, you numb-nut, but it's dark because of the hopelessness you're expressing. You're using a video game as a metaphor for self-harm.

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