Aed jokes

Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.

What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!

My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."

Kid 1: "As if."

Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

What’s red and very rare?

A baby in a blender.

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

I once had a trash can as a girlfriend.

I was ready to break up with her, but all she had to say was, "Please don't dump me!" Then I said, "Sorry, I'm ready to take out the trash."

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?

Cheese Fries 🍟😋

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.

What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!

What do you call a dog with no tail?

A tail-less dog.

Charlotte looks like a sperm.