Aed jokes

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.

What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.

Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?

A: Lemon aid.

What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?

A Disap point ment.

What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.

I donated a computer to the orphanage...

It didn’t have a motherboard.

I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.

What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?

You decide.

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....