Aed jokes
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.