Aed jokes
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Did you adopt your dog?
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis? A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
A ginger.