I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
Relief of Not Being a Pornstar
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you dummy, you're so dumb you probably think that 'sucky' is a nice thing. You, who posted this, you're probably just thinking about the literal act of sucking in that context. But the joke is that the word 'sucky' is also a slang for 'bad' or 'unpleasant.' This is a play on word. Get it?
Kamikaze
Pfftttt XD
Jagged Zonkey
Why do people use terms like 'sucky' to mean that they don't like something? If something "sucks" shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?