Aed jokes
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
Walt what?
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!