Aed jokes
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
I rescued a birdie
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!