Aed jokes
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?