Aed jokes
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
Dog.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
FUMO
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.