Aed jokes
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.