Aed jokes
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
I rate you a 9/11.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.