Aed jokes

Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philipe Philope.

I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?

A: Because they have the balls to.

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."

The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."

"Thanks Dad," the son says.

The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."

What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?

Arrrrrr-ceus!

What does a mother fear most?

Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

You Ni-tro-gen!

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.

We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!

How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.

I rate you a 9/11.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

An orphan? We no jokes.

Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.

What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?

I can't jump off a burrito.

I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.