Aed jokes
I am a beautiful person.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
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If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(