Aed jokes
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.