Arab jokes
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'