Arab

Arab Jokes

Son

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

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  • Video

    I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

    Camel

    Why are camels known as ships of the desert?

    Because they’re full of Arab semen.

    Building

    We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

    Then we took an Arab to the knee.

    Pilot

    What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?

    Pilots. You racist f*ck.

    Pilot

    Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

    He was the best pilot in Arab.

    Chess

    Why do Arabs hate chess?

    Because the queen is allowed to move freely.

    Character

    Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

    Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

    East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

    Jew...Rey (Ray)

    Black...BB-8 (BBC)

    Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

    German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

    Tower

    Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

    The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

    Slavery

    Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?

    Because it’s only bad when white people do it.

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  • Tower

    I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

    Indian

    What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

    Meme

    Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

    Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

    Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

    Word

    What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

    Palestinian masseur.