Arab Jokes

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

Guys we shouldn't make jokes about 911 my dad was a victum he was the best pilot in Arab

What do you call a disabled Arab

A R2-D2

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and still going on, so why don’t people talk about it? Because it’s only bad when white people do it

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar

What does an Arab prostitute say? "Bomb my pussy"

Why do Arabs hate chess? Because the queen is allowed to move freely.

Why are camels known as ships of the desert? Because they’re full of Arab semen

i walked up to some Arabs and said alawakba, then here came the second tower.

we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...

then we took an arab to the knee

what do you call a cemetary of dead arabs? a mine field

What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane? Pilots. You racist fuck.

Arab rizz Are u a tower cause I wanna blow u up and don't let's your friend know about this Rashid I told u not to blow it up I had it

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather

You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)