Arab jokes
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.