Arab jokes
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"