Aed jokes
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.