Aed jokes
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!