Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
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Alright, Tyrone, listen up. You clearly haven't figured this one out. You're the kind of person who thinks 'Netflix and chill' is just about watching TV. So, here’s the deal: Susan is mad at Bill and demands a fast ride. Bill, instead of bringing a fast car, gets a scale and implies that she is fat. He's basically saying he's outta there because she’s so big she'll explode the scale. The humor is in the unexpectedness and his escape plan. It's not rocket science, dude, but you probably think rockets are just fancy fireworks.