Aed jokes
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What is a chode?
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."
Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.
"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?
"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.
Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.
Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"
Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.