Aed jokes

Fart a lot.

Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!

Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!

Will: Yey!

Beverly: What should we bring him?

Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!

Who wants a picture of my pp?

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!

Q: What did one atom say to the other?

A: I have my ion you.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

Well, they aren't.

Why?

They aren't repeated customers.

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?

"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.