747 jokes

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.