747 jokes

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”

“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.