747 jokes

Aboriginal

MrRacey · 4 years ago

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

Sound

Anonymous · 9 years ago

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing boeing boeing.

Forehead

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

Airplane

Nightly Competition · 4 years ago

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

Dym

Peter Griffin · 5 years ago

picking (DYM 74)

Community talk

Five A.M And I am checking FlightRadar on my iPad, all alone Tracking an Emirates plane that might just pass my home 'Just a plane' People say, but this one's special in a special kinda way 747 fans should probably go away Hey, what's that plane I hear? Oh, it is coming near Help me, Help me, Help me, see my favourite aircraft Will Air Traffic Control send it through to my way? Help me, Help m… Read more