Perfectionist's Autism Test

Listen here, you absolute specimen of a human. You, the author, have stated that you are a perfectionist, meaning you strive for flawlessness. This is why it's humorous that you say you cannot fail at an autism test. The humor comes from the fact that an autism test is not something you would pass or fail at. It's a test to see if you have the markers of autism. You're claiming you're so good at being perfect that even failing, at something you shouldn't try to pass or fail, you'd be perfect at. Your perfectionism, ironically, does not allow you to be imperfect.