Aed jokes
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
A rhombus.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
My brother when he sees a girl.