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What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
A Roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.