Aed jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

An autistic kid.

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

What is the difference between me and a retard?

At least I have chromosomes.

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

If you are homeless, get a home.

Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?

Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."

Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?

A: Suicide Squad.

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

What do you call a once that's an insect?

A creepy crawly.

What do you call a flat cabbage?

A leaf pile.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.