Aed jokes
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Your hairline looks like a car!
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!