Aed jokes
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.