Aed jokes

Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!

What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.

What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.

What is a playground that is old?

A rotten playground.

What is a kid who loves school?

A smart kid.

What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.

What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?

What do you call dolls in a line?

Barbie queuing.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"

I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

What does a homeless man call his mother?

Useless.

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?

That’s assault!

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?

Ten-putt!

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

What is a car that runs and can't?