self-reference jokes

So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "Alright, so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "Okay, here you go." So he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink.

Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.

Me.

You wanna hear a joke? You.

Me, myself, and I.

It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.

you.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!

Me: Just like me.