self-reference jokes

So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "Alright, so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "Okay, here you go." So he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink.

Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.

Me.

You wanna hear a joke? You.

Me, myself, and I.

I hate myself.

you.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!

Me: Just like me.