Aed jokes
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
i made a doodle earlier today
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.