Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
The Reluctant Fascist
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude asks another dude if he's a fascist, right? The second dude says no, but then the first dude pulls out a gun! So the second dude changes his mind real quick and says he IS a fascist. It's funny because he's scared of getting shot, so he'll say anything to not get hurt! Haha, you probably would too, you silly goose!