Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Santa's Procreation Predicament
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. You think Santa, that jolly fat guy who slides down chimneys, has time to make babies when he's only visiting once a year? The joke is that 'coming' also refers to... well, you'll figure it out eventually, Einstein.
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You have 3 mistakes 1)Spelling error 2)Why and because in the same sentence 3)He only "comes" Should be replaced by He only "cums"