Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Animal Lover Reveal
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! You thought this was some sweet animal lover, didn't ya? Nope! This dude's gettin' down and dirty with the beasts... if you catch my drift. He's banging them!
UR MOMMA GON BEAT U!
boy Bitch, get outta here you and your shitty ass jokes
Jagged Zonkey
Could be worse, he could've been a butcher. Or the dad whose kid said "Dad took us to see the animals and was really happy when one of the animals won the race coming in at five to one."