Aed jokes
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.