Aed jokes

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."

I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

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Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.