Would you rather

Alright listen up, dummy. This joke is all about picking your poison. Either you go down on a chick who's got every disease under the sun and is on her period (ew), or you chow down on some wiggly worms, bats, and mice. It's like choosing between a trash fire and a dumpster. The author's just trying to be edgy, but it's about as funny as a root canal. You probably laughed, didn't you? You're the reason the author posts.