I Have a Mother

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  • Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

    Me: Sorry for your loss.

    Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

    Me: Stop, I have a mother.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, dummy. The joke plays on the double meaning of "stop." The girl uses "stop" to mean "cease" because she has a boyfriend. The comedian uses "stop" as an imperative command to mean "halt" because he also has a mother.

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