Aed jokes
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?