Aed jokes
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.