Aed jokes
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.