Aed jokes
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What does suck a sucking fish?
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.