Take Out the Trash

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. The joke is that the dude took his brother "out" like you take the trash out. Like, he got rid of him. People like you probably think "taking out the trash" means going to a fancy restaurant, huh?

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