Aed jokes
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.