How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
How to Be a Hero
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you silly goose! This "joke" tells you how to be a "hero" by doing something super not heroic. It involves tying a noose (that's a rope for hanging), catching a furry (people who like dressing up as animals), and then, get this, hanging them! It's supposed to be funny because it's so wrong and messed up. Plus, it uses the classic 'easy as 1-2-3' line to make the whole thing even more twisted. Honestly, the person who wrote this probably eats paste.