Aed jokes
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Technoblade never got a wife.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.