Aed jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I want to be a pilot.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
I have a body count of 7.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.