Aed jokes
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.