Aed jokes

Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."

I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅

When do you go at stop and stop when done?

I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

Have you tried eating a clock?

It's time-consuming!

I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.

Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?

A: Jewbacca.

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

What do you call a gay cactus?

A "prick."

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Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

What do you call a white man that can dance?

A faggot.

What do you say to the orphan?

"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

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